🔥 Kratos God of War Premium Sweatshirt – Command Respect in Every Realm 🔥
ATTENTION, WARRIOR! ⚔️
This isn’t just a sweatshirt—it’s your modern Spartan armor. Built with the same brutality as the Ghost of Sparta himself, but designed for Midgardian comfort.
⚡ WHY ODIN WOULD STEAL THIS:
✔ "BOY!"-Approved Softness – Fleece-lined interior so divine, even Faye would nod in approval.
✔ Ribbed Cuffs & Hem – Stays put during axe swings or coffee runs.
✔ Unisex "God-Killer" Fit – Sharp enough for Asgard, relaxed enough for your couch throne.
✔ Flat-Lock Stitching – Laughs at chaos flames (and washing machines).
🎮 STORY MODE ACTIVATED:
That first time you spartan-kicked a draugr into oblivion? This hoodie brings that energy to your IRL fit. Wear it. Flex it. Remind mortals who rules.
☠️ WARNING: LIMITED EDITION
Valhalla’s gates won’t stay open forever. Secure yours before Ragnarök (or sold-out) hits.
👉 "ADD TO CART" OR FACE HELHEIM’S DISAPPOINTMENT! 👈
🔥 Sudadera Kratos God of War – Armadura de Dios, Comodidad de Mortal 🔥
🚨 PARA QUIENES:
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Saben que el "BOY!" es un modo de vida.
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Exigen comodidad digna del trono de Tyr.
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No piden respeto… LO EXIGEN.
⚔️ POR QUÉ ES LEGENDARIA:
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Interior de fleece (suave como las mentiras de Odin).
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Corte ajustado pero letal – Para batallas o tacos.
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Costuras indestructibles – Sobrevive a Muspelheim y lavadoras.
💀 ÚLTIMAS UNIDADES:
Cuando se agoten, tu remordimiento será peor que el de Baldur.
👉 ¡COMPRA ANTES DE QUE GRITE "BOY!" TU ARREPENTIMIENTO! 👈
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• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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