This ain't your basic 'I ❤️ NY' cap. This is crypto's middle finger to fiat romance – stitched in distressed thread because real love survives bear markets.
✔ Low-profile crown – Fits like your cold wallet: snug & secure.
✔ Adjustable strap – For heads that grew diamond hands.
✔ Curved visor – To block out bank ads and shitcoins.
WARNING: Wearing this may cause:
Sudden clarity about monetary policy
Intense jealousy at crypto meetups
Urge to explain Satoshi to strangers
21,000 UNITS MAX – Like Bitcoin's halving, we don't do repeats."
PARA LOS QUE AMAN A ₿ MÁS QUE A SU EX
Esta no es una gorra cualquiera. Es un anillo de compromiso con el protocolo – bordada con hilos desgastados porque el amor verdadero aguanta mercados bajistas.
✔ Perfil bajo – Como tu huella en la blockchain: discreta pero imborrable.
✔ Ajuste personalizado – Para cabezas que piensan en SATS.
✔ Visera curva – Para tapar el FUD y las miradas de los no-coiners.
ADVERTENCIA: Usarla puede provocar:
Ganas de quemar pesos mexicanos
Éxtasis al ver gráficos en rojo
Decir "te lo dije" en reuniones familiares
SOLO 21,000 – Como los millones de BTC, no habrá segunda ronda."
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
